Well Ankur Gattani,an iim graduate,an entrepreneur is a gtalk friend. Well when he changed his status to - "Getting Political, Working with BJP! Wanna Join?". I thought I have a companion to debate ,as me a Congess supporter. Soon, i realized our ideologies may be different but we both want our nation to go miles...

me : hey ankur, r u kinda free i just wanted to ask you some questions?

ankur.gattani: ask.

will respond a lil slowly though

ok?

9:01 PM me: yaa ok

well wanted to ask about your political purpose

is it personal or it means business

9:02 PM ankur.gattani: personal

me: ok so are you secular by nature..

ankur.gattani: am an atheist actually

me: nd i m really sorry if i m bothering u like stupid journos

ankur.gattani: but yeah, adequately secular

9:03 PM me: yaah so bjp doesnt believe in secularity nd you are kool with it

9:04 PM ankur.gattani: well. you wanna debate this right now?

me: if u have time

9:05 PM ankur.gattani: see, quickly speaking, the original thought of 'hindu nation' as professed by bjp and other saffron groups

is more of a cultural nationalism

than religious one

yes, there's division

yes, there's hatred in different layers of society

and no one did anything to build the bridge

9:06 PM congress ensured that muslims were treated differently..

so the vote bank lasted

me: well bjp rather nda includes ram sena...

which boosts of hindu culture

ankur.gattani: get yoru facts bro

ram sena fielded 83 candidates against bjp in last elections

me: well the facts are correct..i think

yaa if bjp had any chances of coming into power

me: it wouldnt be without help of ram sena

ankur.gattani: it's a bunch of disgruntled ex bjp guys

me :nd the gujrat riots

by our own narendra modi

to gain the vote bank of hindus

was so fair

me: well yeh i read the hot shots of corporate industry want modi as the p.m

ankur.gattani: this is not about that

anyway

no one around is perfect

9:19 PM no party's full of angels

bjp, when in center.. had behaved fairly responsibly

me: yaah india wud rather grow at 10 but with the expense of blood bath

ankur.gattani: and gujrat.. in 7 years.. hasn't had any further bloodbath

9:20 PM me: further nice term buddy

ankur.gattani: and that matter itself is in the courts

those guilty shall be taken care of.

me: u murder once...nd u dnt murder for the next 7 years so all your guilt is now white washed

yaah rite

nd the babri masjid

9:21 PM ankur.gattani: every saint has a past.. and every sinner a future.

if you look at the mass mobilized during babri masjid issue

and the way mulayam singh had opened fire on the people

9:22 PM I'm not proud of the whole thing, but I don't feel apologetic about it.

being hindu

and having religious sentiments is not a crime

me: well 1 doesnt need to be proud of doings nd at the same time be sorry

9:23 PM its the loss of country men...

jab khud be bithti hai tab pata chalta hai

ankur.gattani: well. perhaps.

me: chalo i dnt say anything about bjp

9:24 PM just wanted to ask you why not congress

i dnt see anything wrong done by it in the last 5 years

except attacking pak

ankur.gattani: no wrong.. isn't all right

me: nd kiilling lakhs of innocent people

9:25 PM ankur.gattani: who killed lakhs of ppl?

me: india growin at 9 a record isnt right

no 1 did

i mean the whole of anti congress wants it to attack pak

nd destroy it

9:26 PM farmers gettin loan waiver

indo nuclear deal

mid day meal scheme

ankur.gattani: dude, it would be naive to believe that anyone wanted to attack pak

politically, diplomatically it's an unwise thing to do

any responsible person. wouldn't do it

and do you realize what loan waivers mean...?

me: well the opposition wants to react right

ankur.gattani: all those farmers.. who tried hard..and paid off their loans

9:28 PM felt stupid for having done so

coz the others.. got away without paying

me: i mean wants the party in powert to react nd do smething

ankur.gattani: so now imagine the state of further loans

that'll be given to these farmers

nwo that there's a precedent of waivers

make a whole community of workers lazy, and dependent on you.. so tehy keep getting you back to power

me: well hehe...

9:29 PM lazy rather getting sucided

farmers lazy they never are

ankur.gattani: yeah

why not.

me: being generous doesnt mesn to make ppl lazy

ankur.gattani: and well, there are options between things

9:30 PM including support prices and other things

loan waivers.. are a slap in the face of those who took loan repayment seriously

and now the whole farmer finance process.. will be screwed up

don't invest in infrastructure

9:31 PM or build processes that will get growth

me: well hey it was waived for one time and in the existing market scenario

where farmers where highly in debt

ankur.gattani: spend trillions.. on waiving off loans

and make ppl happy

so they keep coming back to you

me: nd could never repay them back

ankur.gattani: and you keep doing it again

me: atleast the party encouraged them to lead a new liufe

life

ankur.gattani: how simple. isn't it?

9:32 PM me: so u want them dead...

the per capita income declines

ankur.gattani: sorry dude. if you're only gonna talk in extremes

me: they be in further disturbance

ankur.gattani: i have no debate further.

me: well as u said difference in opinion

9:33 PM ankur.gattani: the naivete of the intelligent.. is an unfortunate thing to happen in a democracy.

they give you a story

you buy it happily

after 50 years of rule

me: i could say the same thing brother

ankur.gattani: why is farmer suicide a situation in teh first place?

me: u buyed the story of bjp workers

9:34 PM who might are using your website to promote their campaign

well u can ask your leaders

nd judge the numbers

wen bjp was in power

9:35 PM ankur.gattani: what numbers?

farmer suicides?

me: numbers of farmer suicide during bjp rule

ankur.gattani: dude 50 years of rule and 5 years of tenure

adn if you were to blame bjp for it.. then well. what do we say!

9:36 PM anyway. individual debates can go on and aon

i'm on the task to set right whatever i feel is wrong with the bjp.. and though i believe congress is a gone case.. you're most welcome to try your luck changing it for the better!

9:37 PM me: change will come

ankur.gattani: who rahul gandhi ?

me: yeah with the same party tht is congress

u can go thru cnn ibn for further details

ankur.gattani: well, my indian heart would love to believe so

me: the exit polls nd all

ankur.gattani: And I so love the media!

9:38 PM me: and you are one of them

ankur.gattani: me.. one of media eh?

that i am.

not looking at the world with colored glasses though

9:39 PM brainwashed hi sahi.. at least, am not being paid to talk what i am talking.

me: hehe

yeh right

wellme still as student i beleieve

watever i see

nd i m sad i dnt get paid

9:40 PM for volunteerin my love for my party

ankur.gattani: i like your spirit dude.

me: not all are lucky like you brother

ankur.gattani: lets not get into personal battles here

both our objectives are for the country

you choose your route

i choose mine

i have nothing against you

9:41 PM and wouldn't prefer personal attacks

me: nothing personal

its just my love for my nation

ankur.gattani: the remark previous to this, showed where you stand mate.

me: it was just an answer

ankur.gattani: you win or i do, the nation must stands to gain.

stand*

9:42 PM polarize people

me: that is the only remark of yours0 i truly believe in

ankur.gattani: so the SPs and the Lefts.. don't dictate terms to UPA.

and I'll try stopping Jaylalitas from harming the NDA

9:43 PM as for the factual comparisons

me: well i will be noble..nd truthful by sayin

i cant stop any1 from doing anything

ankur.gattani: they'll flow in..

soon.

but as i said

me: yaah wen i m old enuf...nd by luck nd hard work if i do get some power

ankur.gattani: tehre are no blacks and whites

me: would see my country shines

9:44 PM nd stays at the top of the world

ankur.gattani: get in.. and see the system the way it works

perahps, will help knowing it better

me: yaah i joined the so called student politics

nd hated it

ankur.gattani: now you can imagine what it's like outside

9:45 PM choices.. are made not on merit

but all kinds of other parameters

me: well to be truthful i joined the sfi

ankur.gattani: which is what?

9:46 PM me: were "dadas" were nothing much than

preached the "big grand old dadas"

so hated it much more

i wish i wasnt in bengal

well but i like it here

9:47 PM i just wish i can see bengal rising with my country

nd help that in doin so

ankur.gattani: well

most circumstances won't give you enough scope to play with things

and rome shall not be built in a day

me: true

9:48 PM well i hope i didnt piss u off

ankur.gattani: except one remark, you were fine.

me: well me kinda bachcha

still learning

Well this is just a zist of a long long convo, i dont know how you people will react to this,and I don't care if believe in my ideologies or of Ankur's. I would just like to ask a question," If the youth, doesn't stand and do something for this country,who will? Yeh who will..?".

P.S - If you think, you are not the one "chosen",please vote, a vote can make all the difference.

Pratik Agarwal.

Edited by dear friend Anirudh.

The awesomest thing

I always wondered what would be the answer for the craziest thing done by me. Hmm, the brothel story doesn't fit, as me still a virgin, blind date was a spoiler,use and throw gfs, is not my cuppa tea.

In this quest of knowledge, I came across this totally crazy group and an idea sparkles what about a tattoo, no not for the sake of doing it,but ain't it be cool. So got quite excited about the feeling of a tattoo on my body,(the feeling aroused before Ghajini promos went on air). As the protagonist of the movie Gajini,was looking for Gajini, I went on a search for a good tattoo artist based in kolkata. I realized soon, tattoos aren't cheap and neither there are good tattooists in kolkata. So I came across this really chilled out guy Bitan Da,who was of great help.

So finally the d-day arrived,my hands were shaved. The machine was ready, and it started, "Not bad", I thought,"doesn't pain much".Then the long strokes came,"I have to bear it,my choice of Shiva huh",then the really long strokes of the Shiva hairs,"Are you kidding,does it pain,it doesn't right,the blood isn't artificial huh",I tend to talk as madly as possibly to myself. After the f** shadings and all,and 3 1/2 hours of no pain,the tattoo was completed. The Shiva was actually looking like a rock-star(the Shiva version of 20Th century).I noticed i couldn't lift my hands."No pain,no gain",i thought.

Then after few days I thought the tattoo isn't crazy enough,so my thirst for doing crazy thing is still on.Then I realized when you get a tattoo you want more,so a Jesus and a Mecca is what i can gift to myself for being noble and secular.

P.S - the wish-list that come to my mind every 15 min. may change in due-course of time.

Pratik.

Beautiful BONDI

Hey guys this is my first post. My friend Pratik had given me this grand idea of expressing with words. So here I am,,
I came here in March 2008 and since then I am enjoying my life. I assume you guys have read 'The Three Mistakes of my Life' by Chetan Bhagat. Well I hav read that book, it was pretty good especially the moment when the three friends were in Bondi. Having read that I thought of checking out some hot naked girls at the beach.

It was the 2nd day of this year, I had got nothing to do. Entire family is in India and somehow I did not have work that evening. I thought of spending the hot afternoon in Aussie way. So after my lunch, which was limited to two sandwiches (my limited ability to cook accompanied by the excitement of Bondi Beach) i head off to Bondi beach.

I reached the beach at 2:45pm, the place is very attractive (not because of beautiful girls but the beautiful hills surrounding the beach. Noone was there with me so I was at liberty to do things according to my wish. I took out my beach towel and my shirt laid down on the sand half naked. To my fortune I could not see any naked girls around me, I was extremely disappointed and started reading a book (I could not have done better). Well time was passing by and my craze has hit the lowest since I have read about Bondi. Anyways my eyes was searching for something special, I saw quite a few women in bikini, but i was least interested in bikini girls.. though they were very very hot.

Suddenly I felt my body shivering in the cold weather, no trace of sunlight and chilly winds blowing past my ears made me motionless. At that point of time a hot girl came to me and asked for a cigarette, no guy can say 'No' and so I hand over one to her. she sat beside me. She was wearing a green coloured bikini. She was an Irish though, she started enquiring about my life my hobbies and all. I hate these talks, I was every cold, mercury would have dropped to 20 degree with chilly sea wind blowing across my face. I put back my shirt on but of no use I was still cold. she touched my hand and felt my shivering. She then kissed me and with a matter of time she pulled back my shirt. We were kissing each other passionately, as it was a public place I could not do anything more which I would love to do. After 20 mins of foreplay I asked her why cant I see naked girls on the beach. She gave a naughty look and said "this fucking government has banned it. They want to attract tourists Islamic countries and for that they have introduced this stupid rule".
I thought I am pretty late, I should have come here before govt's decision. Anyways I came back with a sorry face and a sad heart...

I am looking to go to Manly beach because this rule has not been implement there as of yet. Guys please pray for me,, so that i can make it in this summer before that stupid rule is implemented and the weather remains sweaty hot......

did you like the story guys, feel free to comment,,

Warm regards
Aniruddh

Train moments

The most interesting stories are found in trains,stations.. we all know about raj nd simran huh.
My bestest train moments are not weird but dam special..

1. Finally he proposed and he did that too in style.MY bestest friend Sayan who is kinda Eklavaya,for the guru Shah Rukh Khan.. sat down on his knees in the metro station and uttered those 3 magical words to his gal in a crowd of thousands.It was weird for me though as i havent seen anything like this in maah life, but it was beautiful for the couple indeed.

2. All Vivek did was he sat beside his crush in a local train..thats it. And all Navin did was to shout infront of the whole audience,"Hey Vivek we need a party,yeh we need a party you are sitting beside bhabhi". The bhabhi who had no clue of the crush was deeply embarassed and the audience like me had a good laugh.

3. It was yesterday I as usual was traveling in a local train to reach a theatre. Suddenly a guy who was sitting beside me suddenly shouts 2 the guy/gay infront of him,"Hey why are you looking at me?Am I a girl that you are continuosly looking on me, I have been noticing the moment I caught the train you have been seeing me.You should look at him once(pointing at me),look the guy beside you for a while,but why only me???".The guy who was being told this had no idea what to speak,he just kept his num .. and i could not control my laughter.

4. I was in the serampore station with maah friends.Suddenly a friend challenged me,go speak to that girl,yeh she was very preety.I went up and said to the girl,"Hey you know something,you look really beautiful..". The girl gave a fake streched smile,I said"Hey Your smile could be a bit better dont you think??"..The girl asked"Anything more???" I folded my hands and said no Thankyou jii..


P.S - Are you bored with life travelling in those cars...?Try trains instead guess what you wont mind.

BbbOoooMmmm

Finally huh,the blog is being updated.
Due to some heavy work-load,I came quite close to maah para friends.Regular adda sessions with the dadas of my area were on.So just after the diwali,I visit our club(its a party office,thats excessively used for boozing and drinking) for some quick interesting adda..The door was locked from inside,I thought some really cool movies are being played.
I knocked the door,the dadas let me inside. I was wrong the t.v was switched off(sadly),so asked them whats up guys, 'SsssHHHH' was the answer.I watchd Babu da tieing rope to a ball like thing,"whats this??",i asked. Its a bomb was the reply. "Whatttt?????" was my reacion.Yeh it was a bomb but a low density one.Preety kool huh..."but why are we making one?",you generally becomes we,once you enter our group..;) "Nothing just for fun, to scare mallick para gang". 'Fun','Scare','Gang' preety kool words i thought.
So when the bomb was ready i saw it carefully,"But how will we burst it,the bomb doesnt have anything to lit it??".."Hey dumbo the bomb just needs to be thrown,there is no fire required,and you can see the magic"....HAA the only bomb i am aware of is diwali special chocolate bomb where you lit it and throw.
The next morning we go to this park,it was empty so a dada throws the bomb against a wall.."BooooooooMmmmmmm". It had some sound,everyone leaving their respective shops gathers near the park.."What happened..?"was the most common question. I started asking unknown people too,so did maah fellow mates"What happened","Any bomb blast","Murder??"
Some even being Sherlock homes were looking for dead bodies.
Dipen uncle was there too,glimpsed at us. We went back to our club for the next activity.


P.S- The blog wasnt updated for some personal reasons,as this blog isnt personal at all,
maybe will post the reason as well,,next time.

Blind date any 1..?

Well, i thought i finally got a gf.We started speaking 2 each other quite often,days and nights, time didnt matter.yh it was going preety smooth,until she decided that we should go 4 a movie,she actually meant a date.Yes my 1st ever blind date,it would be fun i thought..O yeh i 4got 2 mention we came 2 know each other through orkut,she had sent me a hiii wala scrap,i mistook her 4 sme 1 else.,uske baad i was quick 2 realise naa i dont know her...but had this chat going...

me: so u agarwal huh..kool
r: yes
me: u hav a bf..?
ur communitiess
r: nops
me: itss reflcts so
r: its a big tnsion
me: achaa why so
r: may b its not the right tim
me: haa ho sakta haii
so u had a bf...b4..?
r: waise i dnt believ guys
me: haha
r: dey r realy liers
me: matlab u ask the guyss we ll say tht gallss cnt be trustd
r: wt u say?
oh
may b
me: it isnt may b
it is actually
r: nhi hai
ok
bubye
i hav 2 go
hmmm no. chahiye
me: achaa denn bbye
well i dnt mind
r: liv it
bye
other tim

Well we were both looking 4 love..,so we kinda decided 2 meet at CC.The D-day arrived,called her up 2 ask if she could bring a female friend along with her..she refused as the friends would be quite a kachra if she decides 2 become real cosy, and i thought if she would be ugly i would rather flirt with her gfs.I had some back up plans,so i took K along with me if by chance she doesn't turn up.

I reached CC by 1:30,the movie would start at 2,so i went 2 the ticket counter and asked the price,oo it costs 250 per ticket man,I asked again R there any tickets available?the answer was "Plenty".I bought some chocolates, waited and she arrived by 1:50.I looked at her she looked quiet ordinary types and said HMM,the movie at 2 is full(lol),the nxt show is at 5(was at 3),the movie is of 3hours(2 hours)so you ll reach home by 10,is that kool with u..She had 2 reach by 6(the trick workd).Thn K arrived,i said her i met him jst nw,so asked him 2 join in.She wudnt bliv it,,who would but at least she could pretend she was kool with it without showin her anger.I was pissed off right then,so we went 2 this pizza hut,while K came 2 rescue seeing i was dam sad with her attitude,K kept her entertained by flirting with her,yeh K has this capability 2 flirt any1 under the sun no matter what how much ugly a gal is.So he started liking evrything she would nd hate whatever she disliked.She didnt evn give a courtesy smile 2 K,(yeh she was still dreaming of coziness)which pissed me off much more.I couldn't stand her much,and msgd K gimme a false call every 15 min.
So every 15 min.,it was maah mom(lol)who was asking me 2 come back home.
Yeh finally so she goes,and me nd K without wasting any more time we caught the 3 o clock wala show. had sme gr8 time..,msgd her look we rnt compatible with each other,so we should end our whatever right now.
So there was the end of a love story which never actually started ;).

P.S- Blind dates can be harmful 2 the pockets and 2 the eye-sight.

Pratik.

Singer and mongers

Abhijeet sawant,sandip acharya and prashant tamang-These people are the winners of immensely hyped singing reality show called Indian idiol.But except abhijeet sawant I find others to be undergrounded or extinct.Money mongers are raking the moolah by pocketing billions of money(mind you the 4th indian idol which is on air has already acheived a stounding figure of 50crs)by giving the participants a chance to show their real talent infront of the lacrymal aam zanta.Its evening you switch on to the idiot box and the demented faces are there for you.I have got a feeling that parents or even the youths reckon once you make a name in the show you would just become the next face in the page 3 fraternity and the world of happiness awaits you.These is so wrong guys,surely at initial stages of ebullience as always you would be promised several stuff,you would be spasmodically treated as a king on your locality by the sexagenarians,you would be invited as "cheap" and cheif guest on some local functions but what after that?

When renowned singers like kumar sanu,babul supriyo,suresh wadkar,vinod rathod and so many are finding it so tough to have a feat then who the hell are you-Or you have already zeroed in on your nom-de-plume?Think practical guys, I am no one to make your heart palpitate but trust me if you feel you would be beneath ones embosom thats not gonna happen either.Daler mehnedi is the highest paid singer in the industry with per song of his fetching as high a figure of 5 lakh rs.You get awe-struck and murmur wow....but look at the struggle behind it...10000 failures scripts a sucess story...One would always appreciate the 1st boy of the class but people seldom would look at his diligence.Look at singers like kazi,debojit,sandip acharya,ruprekha,tamang where are these guys gone?Sure they are singing on some locus but are they still that famous or that popular?You can makeout the answer isnt it?So I urge aspiring singers not to get a tendency of day dreaming.Work hard,dream big,never get satisfaction and you would be at your best.Even if you are going to acheive something big or you are slated to become a 'nouveau riche' never boast who knows thers often a slip between the cup and the leap.


With Warm regards,
ARUN